June 9th, 2009

These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes of her music video shoot for the song “Gimme More,” and as you can see, the only thing Britney is wearing is temporary tattoos on her nipples.
By: invizibletouch
June 4th, 2009
Here we have the lovely Kirsten Stewart, aka “Bella”, from the box office smash Twilight smoking some weed. Ta da.

By: invizibletouch
June 3rd, 2009
The Spot by Quicksilver is without a doubt the most clever web design in the world at the moment. Let the site load all the way through and stand by for a visual treat.

By: invizibletouch
June 3rd, 2009
Exclusive screenshot:

Douchebag extraordinaire John Hock was arrested for streaming a sexual assault on a passed out drunk chick on the website stickam. John Hock used the screen name “johnhock69 (BACK IN AZ)” on the popular video streaming website. What I don’t get is why are there two fairly attractive chicks watching him on stickam?
PHOENIX - Authorities in Arizona say a man has been accused of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman and broadcasting it live on the Internet.
A statement filed in court in Phoenix says 20-year-old Jonathan Richard Hock was arrested Monday on charges of sexual assault, kidnapping and taking a surreptitious photo.
The court document said Hock set up a computer Web camera and sexually assaulted the 20-year-old woman in her bedroom in February while she was unconscious from drinking alcohol.
Police said in the court document that the video was watched repeatedly until the Web site where it was posted removed it. It said the Web site service gave a copy of the video to police.
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office didn’t respond to a request to interview Hock.
John Hock Booking Photo

By: invizibletouch
June 1st, 2009
Kate Gosselin gives us another glimpse into the reasons why her husband John Gosselin cheats - look at this wreck! Ughh…
ps. I’d still hit it. kekeke

By: invizibletouch
May 27th, 2009
Not much dirt floating around the web today so why don’t we take a look at Kim Kardashian’s DAT ASS in a little purple bikini?
By: invizibletouch
May 27th, 2009

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUSCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATELY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHOSE BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBLITERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINIATURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACCID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERING. I GUARANTEE IT.
By: invizibletouch
May 22nd, 2009

GULFPORT — WLOX-TV reporter and weekend anchor Toni Miles has been arrested with three others on felony drug charges.
Gulfport police officials said Miles, 32, and three men were arrested in a multi-agency raid with a search warrant at a home on Quincy Avenue. She is charged with possession of cocaine.
Gulfport police said they seized about three grams of cocaine and about five grams of methamphetamine in the search.
Also arrested are Jonathan Chase Cullifer, 28, Ronnie Wayne Blacklidge Jr., 36, both of Gulfport, and Joseph Glenn Mathis, 35, of Daphne, Ala.
Cullifer is charged with possession of meth with intent to distribute. Blacklidge and Mathis are both charged with possession of cocaine.
Police said the four were taken this morning to the Harrison County jail, where they are being booked on felony charges. Bonds are set at $100,000 for Cullifer and $50,000 each for Miles, Blacklidge and Mathis.
By: invizibletouch
May 22nd, 2009

This poor girl is coming back up in the news again as her mom has admitted she’s a lesbian. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that as I happen to be a lesbian as well! Looking for that sex tape folks, when you find it, hit me up! LOL
Miss California USA’s own mother, Francine Coppola, was entangled in a lesbian love affair right up until the night Carrie placed second in the Miss USA contest!
Openly gay sales rep Valerie Vetrano tells Star exclusively, “Yes, Francine and I dated.”
Francine’s family knew nothing of her affair, although during her 1996 divorce from Carrie’s father both made gay allegations against the other.
By: invizibletouch
May 22nd, 2009
No explanation needed. Ghetto Prom 2009. Enjoy!
By: invizibletouch