My New Hero - walstreetpro2
July 26th, 2009Get mad America before it’s too late!
Get mad America before it’s too late!
Obama checking out Dat Ass! Hope Michelle doesn’t see this! The girl, Mayara Tavares, is 16 and lives in the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
The Sahel Kazemi DUI Video has been made public in the last hours. In it we can see Kazemi when she was pulled over by the police a few days ago for driving under the influence.
In it we can see the police officer following standard procedure after he smelled booze when she talked to him. This happened on the early morning of July 2. Allegedly, Steve McNair was with Sahel Kazemi on the car, but he left the car before being questioned. Later on he bailed her out.
The video then cuts to the back seat camera of the police car, where we can clearly see Kazemi’s face.
These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes of her music video shoot for the song “Gimme More,” and as you can see, the only thing Britney is wearing is temporary tattoos on her nipples.
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Here we have the lovely Kirsten Stewart, aka “Bella”, from the box office smash Twilight smoking some weed. Ta da.
The Spot by Quicksilver is without a doubt the most clever web design in the world at the moment. Let the site load all the way through and stand by for a visual treat.
Exclusive screenshot:
Douchebag extraordinaire John Hock was arrested for streaming a sexual assault on a passed out drunk chick on the website stickam. John Hock used the screen name “johnhock69 (BACK IN AZ)” on the popular video streaming website. What I don’t get is why are there two fairly attractive chicks watching him on stickam?
PHOENIX - Authorities in Arizona say a man has been accused of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman and broadcasting it live on the Internet.
A statement filed in court in Phoenix says 20-year-old Jonathan Richard Hock was arrested Monday on charges of sexual assault, kidnapping and taking a surreptitious photo.
The court document said Hock set up a computer Web camera and sexually assaulted the 20-year-old woman in her bedroom in February while she was unconscious from drinking alcohol.
Police said in the court document that the video was watched repeatedly until the Web site where it was posted removed it. It said the Web site service gave a copy of the video to police.
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office didn’t respond to a request to interview Hock.
John Hock Booking Photo
Kate Gosselin gives us another glimpse into the reasons why her husband John Gosselin cheats - look at this wreck! Ughh…
ps. I’d still hit it. kekeke
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Not much dirt floating around the web today so why don’t we take a look at Kim Kardashian’s DAT ASS in a little purple bikini?
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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUSCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATELY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHOSE BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBLITERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINIATURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACCID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERING. I GUARANTEE IT.
