Swine Flu Conspiracy? Letter from a biohazard truck driver
Letter someone sent me today regarding the Swine Flu epidemic:
Guys, you’re the only ones i can tell about this. Be careful who you inform.
I’m a trucker with a stellar record, and I’ve been getting bigger and bigger transport jobs from the government over the years. The job’s been good to me, as I do not have to interact with anyone when I’m on the job, and most people stay away from me because they assume I’m dumb as a sack of bricks. I don’t mind, since I don’t like people.
Two weeks ago I finished transporting some biohazard-labeled sealed boxes to the Pentagon. After an armed escort met me at the loading dock, they told me to wait in truck until someone arrived with a check. These people weren’t the govt workers I knew and interacted with regularly, so they didn’t know that I wasn’t the average retarded truck driver. They didn’t think I had enough curiosity to wander around a bit, as I always do.
I saw the boxes from my truck opened and lying discarded in a room right by the dock. The contents were gone, but a sheet of paper with Pentagon letterhead was still lying inside. Half a page down was the heading “H1N1 phase I - probability of success by epicenter.” At the top of the list was Mexico City, followed by Los Angeles, New York, Houston, and Singapore(?). Not being retarded, I remembered enough of what I read to jar my memory when the first reports came out. Wherever you are, be careful - there are powers and interests here far more dangerous than you imagine.
Google Map of H1N1 Swine flu in 2009
Pink markers are suspect, Purple markers are confirmed, Deaths lack a dot in marker
April 26th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Is this supposed to be a joke? My only concern is that if this becomes a reality, and many people die. I just don’t find humor when someone is making something like that up. Did you really get an email about this?
I also find an interest in how random “Singapore” is. Do you have any idea why there’s a question mark after Singapore? Did the original user who emailed that to you included that? I was only wondering if he was either trying to remember the name, or if he included that because there was no significance in that area yet.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Interesting about Singapore. Let me look into that some more.
May 29th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Please, give us all a break. Those first two sentences are just a cue to OMG SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE. It’s bullshit.