Kim Kardashian Rocking a Purple Bikini - DAT ASS
May 27th, 2009Not much dirt floating around the web today so why don’t we take a look at Kim Kardashian’s DAT ASS in a little purple bikini?
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Not much dirt floating around the web today so why don’t we take a look at Kim Kardashian’s DAT ASS in a little purple bikini?
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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUSCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATELY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHOSE BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBLITERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINIATURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACCID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERING. I GUARANTEE IT.
GULFPORT — WLOX-TV reporter and weekend anchor Toni Miles has been arrested with three others on felony drug charges.
Gulfport police officials said Miles, 32, and three men were arrested in a multi-agency raid with a search warrant at a home on Quincy Avenue. She is charged with possession of cocaine.
Gulfport police said they seized about three grams of cocaine and about five grams of methamphetamine in the search.
Also arrested are Jonathan Chase Cullifer, 28, Ronnie Wayne Blacklidge Jr., 36, both of Gulfport, and Joseph Glenn Mathis, 35, of Daphne, Ala.
Cullifer is charged with possession of meth with intent to distribute. Blacklidge and Mathis are both charged with possession of cocaine.
Police said the four were taken this morning to the Harrison County jail, where they are being booked on felony charges. Bonds are set at $100,000 for Cullifer and $50,000 each for Miles, Blacklidge and Mathis.
This poor girl is coming back up in the news again as her mom has admitted she’s a lesbian. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that as I happen to be a lesbian as well! Looking for that sex tape folks, when you find it, hit me up! LOL
Miss California USA’s own mother, Francine Coppola, was entangled in a lesbian love affair right up until the night Carrie placed second in the Miss USA contest!
Openly gay sales rep Valerie Vetrano tells Star exclusively, “Yes, Francine and I dated.”
Francine’s family knew nothing of her affair, although during her 1996 divorce from Carrie’s father both made gay allegations against the other.
No explanation needed. Ghetto Prom 2009. Enjoy!
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All I can say is WTF.
From an invizibletouch reader:
I used to go to this school, I’m not really friends with this girl but I know who she is. I haven’t seen the pic but friends who are still at Sickles tell me she did it on purpose and her right hand is pulling her skirt up in the photo. She even told people she was going to do it.
Now that we have seen evidence of what a fine job of parenting Mom is providing, what do you think? Did Ms. Jack expose her junk on purpose in the Sickles High School Yearbook?
Hit the comments and let me know. Also, if anyone else from Sickles High School has more info, send it to us!
Finally for the morons commenting “at least they are drinking at mom’s house blah blah blah“, guess what? They all have to leave SOMEHOW right? Did they all WALK home or did the DRIVE home? Or did they all stay the night? Wait, I bet the other kids had their parents come pick them up because surely the other kids’ parents are cool with Mrs. Jack right? I’d love to get some feedback from the parents of the other kids in the pictures!
I don’t know about you but I have to ask, why does it look like she’s lifting her skirt? Why is her hand down there as she knew she wasn’t wearing underwear? Smells fishy…(pun intended)
A Sickles High School Yearbook Photo is making news today after a 16 year old student says she didn’t wear panties to school the day the photos were taken because she didn’t want panty lines showing up in her yearbook photos. However, the end result of going commando has meant an eyeful for thousands who have copies of the Sickles High School yearbook.
After the Sickles High School yearbooks were handed out on Monday, students began noticing that the pottery club photo showed a side of one teenage girl they’d never seen before.
Funny. Now I decided to do a little digging and guess what I found? For one, this girls mother contributes to the delinquency of minors in her own house!
Here’s a picture of the girl in the yearbook and her friends (while her mother, Jeanette Jack, is there) drinking and smoking a Hookah:
Here’s a shot of the Mom as the kids smoke and drink in the foreground:
Another:
Look at the Mom & daughter on CNN…Mom is wearing the SAME shirt she’s wearing at the underage drinking party she’s hosting! While the daughter looks like she’s about to flash CNN!
Another, how old is that dude with the Michelob Ultra? 21? How old is the chick? 16? Hmmmmm…..
Just a reminder: You have to be (edit, thanks to my Florida readers!) 19 18 to smoke ANYTHING and 21 to drink in the state of Florida!
*Developing story…
Katie Price giving the papz what they want! What a hot girl. Here’s a shot of her leaving London hotspot Nobu after an upscale dinner, and leaving a little to the imagination.
Protip: Jesse James has a new show coming out on Spike.
