This is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:
Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.
The page claims that the software can be yours for five British pounds ($7.40) and a jailbreak.
My take? Someone one will end up in jail over that and a new law of “virtual drug use” will be put into play.
Today is Odd Day (5/7/9): “Three consecutive odd numbers make up the date only six times in a century. This day marks the half-way point in this parade of Odd Days which began with 1/3/5. The previous stretch of six dates like this started with 1/3/1905—13 months after the Wright Brothers’ flight.”
Well, Miss California Carrie Prejean, has been busted in a pretty big lie!
Email from Carrie Prejean to TMZ:
Carrie Prejean Lies To TMZ.com: The email reads: “This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took.”
I called it this morning haha. Yes there is a sex tape surfacing out of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 affair scandal. Seems the chick Jon Gosselin has been banging behind Kate’s back, school teacher Deanna Hummel, has a sex tape made with her disgruntled ex-boyfriend. *Developing Story*
From thedirty:
Deanna Hummel’s Ex-Boyfriend Email: When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised. The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape.
From Jon Gosselin:
“It’s really upsetting. I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends, but I am not guilty of cheating on my wife. It hurts me to see what it’s done to my family, and it’s scary to know that these tabloids are in town constantly following us and even paying locals large amounts of money to contribute to these negative stories. It’s even gotten so bad that [one tabloid] has reached out to a youth pastor from our church, which in my eyes is completely unacceptable.”
Kate added:
“It’s disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon’s poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us.”
The rumors are confirmed, Jon is sick of being browbeat by his bitch ass wife and is sticking it to a hot little 3rd grade teacher! Can you blame the guy? Kate - What a royal BITCH! She should be happy he’s just fucking around on her instead of choking the shit out of her!
Then again, if anyone get’s their hands on the Jon & Kate Sex Video, give me a shout!
From US magazine:
In the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands Wednesday), five people close to the situation - including two relatives of the other woman - confirm that Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin, 32, has been having an affair with third grade school teacher Deanna Hummel.
The most explosive blow-by-blow details are revealed by Deanna’s older brother - and roommate - Jason, who tells Us Weekly that he is speaking out now to set the record straight and to protect his naive sister.
“She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker,” Jason tells Us Weekly. “He is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”
After Jon and Deanna met in mid-January at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania (they sent each other $3 shots), Jason says Jon — who has twins, 8, and sextuplets, 5 — began relentlessly pursuing his sister. By mid-February, he was coming over to their Reading house.
On April 26 - while his wife Kate was traveling - Jon had Deanna over to sunbathe in his family’s front lawn (see photo, left). This was just seven days after they had first been photographed together at Legends Lounge at 2 a.m. in pictures that show he is not wearing his wedding band.
At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.”
He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”
Miss California and Christian college student Carrie Prejean is defending a revealing picture of her that has leaked on the internet. Alicia Jacobs, Entertainment Reporter at KVBC in Las Vegas, has seen all six of the photos and says some are much more revealing. Alicia believes the flicks may have been taken after Carrie’s pageant-financed breast augmentation about six weeks ago.
They have leaked to thedirty.com but their servers are crashed! Somebody get me those Carrie Prejean racy pics STAT! I know you pervs saved them…now share the topless Carrie Prejean topless images! Let’s see what Michael Phelps is working with!
Carrie Prejean’s Statement:
“On April 19, I chose to answer a question during the 2009 Miss USA pageant in an honest and personal manner that expressed my views of the long-established definition of marriage as being between a man and a woman. That answer, and my commitment to stand by my beliefs, has since resulted in attacks on me and my integrity as a woman. We live in a great country; a nation that was built on freedom of speech and freedom of religion. Yet my comments defending traditional marriage have led to intimidation tactics that seek to undermine my reputation and somehow silence me and my beliefs, as if opinion is only a one-way street.
“I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be. But these attacks on me and others who speak in defense of traditional marriage are intolerant and offensive. While we may not agree on every issue, we should show respect for others’ opinions and not try to silence them through vicious and mean-spirited attacks.
“With that in mind, I will continue to support and defend marriage as the honorable institution it is. I will continue to stand with the overwhelming majority of the American people and the voters of my home state of California. If this whole experience has taught me anything, it is our precious right to speak freely, and how we as Americans can never allow anyone or any group to intimidate or threaten us to keep silent.”
Anyone who knows me knows that I am a tattoo guy. Been getting them for all of my adult life. What can I say? I’m an inked-up mess! Anyway, while surfing the web I found a site PACKED with tattoodesigns you can download, print, whatever! If you are thinking about getting a tattoo I HIGHLY recommend you check this site out first. That way when you go see your tattoo artist, you already have the exact design you want and you can even size your tattoo design to fit your particular body part you want to have tattooed.
You’ve heard of trolls where people on various sites around the net are the victims of practical jokes. You’ve seen all the camwhores and all the sluts and all the attention craving girls who will stop at nothing to become an immortal “chan” on the various imageboards. You think you have it all figured out, and then, suddenly, like the twist of a rusty knife, you are viewing this…
Beccabae, or as she is better known, “Pear Chan”, arrived on the scene around December of 2008, when pictures of a young and perhaps hot Chan began to appear on imageboards. These pictures, though taken with MySpace angles, captivated many of the websites newer users, but seasoned users knew what was up. Something was amiss…
Holy Shit! This girl is cute!
Look at those eyes…
This girl is perfect!
OMFG the best yet!
As when any anonymous poster uploads images of a hot girl, a huge outcry of “Moar!” went up. However, this time the subject of those pictures was holding a dark and deep secret. No, she wasn’t a trap or a post-op transsexual…no, this time the subject posted was a real, live girl with the most oddly shaped body this side of a “LOL WUT” graphic. The original black and white pictures posted of Pear Chan depicted a young girl, nose ring crooked, who had done a close up on her very pretty face.
Wait…what?
She’s still cute!
I mean REALLY cute…
OH SHIIIIIIIIIII
It is not known who posted the original images or who posted the ensuing onslaught of full body shots of Pear Chan; what is known is that whoever had the images did not hesitate in posting the rest of the images. Soon after the black and white close up of her face was uploaded, several more less flattering images began to appear. Most of these images were taken by Pear Chan herself in her bathroom and usually she is in some state of “hamming it up for the camera.” Proceed with caution…and let this be a lesson to us all…
Kim Kardashian doing what she does best - Dat Ass! Here she is at the Pepsi Throwback event in a body hugging 1-piece tight. What’s with the holographic material? Looks like Kim Kardashian’s ass has it’s own galaxy!
HAHAHA! Funniest shit I’ve seen in ages! FMylife.com Your everyday life stories. My life sucks but I don’t give a f***
Brilliant!
Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn’t. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he’s doing wrong in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room… my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
